Wednesday, December 1, 2021

ブラウン:スパナ - Wrench Translation

Wrench

    The first young man whose collarbone Mayumi broke, drove a white GT-R with a spoiler. 

She didn’t know his name. One Sunday, when she was taking a walk near her house, she 

somehow ended up in his car, after being asked “Would you like to go for a drive?” He tried

 to forcibly take her to a motel near Enoshima. So, before he could she picked up a nearby 

wrench from the car and hit the man’s shoulder with all her might. There was a rattling sound 

as his collarbone broke.

    She jumped out of the car leaving behind the groaning and suffering man, and ran to the 

nearby Odakyu station. Then when she tried to buy a ticket at an automatic ticket machine, 

she realized that she was still holding a large wrench in her right hand. Everybody around 

was staring suspiciously at her and the wrench in her hand. Seeing a beautiful young woman

holding a wrench about to get on the train, anybody would wonder, "What the heck?"

Feigning nonchalance, she put the wrench in her shoulder bag, and rode the train back home.

  “I’ve been carrying this wrench in my bag ever since,” she said. “Of course, I don’t bring it

 to parties or anything like that.”

    “Hmmm,” I said, pretending it was nothing. “So, did you ever get a chance to use it after that?”

    As she fixed her lipstick in the rear-view mirror, she replied, “Yes, twice. Once in a Datsun 

Sports and the other in a Nissan 240sx. I wonder why it’s always Nissan cars?”

     “Both times the collarbone?”

      “Yeah, the collarbone is the easiest to hit. And it won’t kill them.”

      “Oh,” I said, and inwardly groaned again. It must be very painful to have a broken collarbone. 

Just thinking about it gives me chills.

      “But,” she said as she closed her makeup bag with a click. “In this world, there are guys who

 deserve to have their collarbone broken”

       “I guess, that’s right,” I replied.

       I guess that's right.

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ブラウン:スパナ - Wrench Translation

Wrench      The first young man whose collarbone Mayumi broke, drove a white GT-R with a spoiler.  She didn’t know his name. One Sunday, whe...